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🟣 Issue No. 52: Cerebelly
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$100M BRAND STORY
Neurosurgeon-made baby food? Meet Cerebelly’s wild growth playbook

If Patagonia and Stanford’s neurosurgery lab had a baby, it would probably look a lot like Cerebelly. Founded in 2019, the brand set out to solve a messy industry problem: nutrient-light pouches and ended up becoming the first children’s food line to earn Clean Label Project’s Purity Award, routinely beating legacy competitors on both safety and science . Fast-forward to 2025 and Cerebelly is on shelves in 11,500+ retail doors, fresh off an oversubscribed Series A, and brandishing a newly issued U.S. patent for its 16-nutrient formula tuned to babies’ neuro-developmental windows.
Are They Funded or Bootstrapped?
Seed (Sept 2019) – undisclosed angel/VC blend.
Series A (Mar 2023) – $7 million, led by Knudsen Capital, H Ventures, Imaginary VC; purposely structured to keep founder control while fueling retail expansion.
Top-up Seed (Oct 2024) – $3 million bridge to bankroll a Canada launch and maintain R&D velocity during a tight capital market.
Total disclosed funding now sits at ≈ $16.8 million across four rounds —small by CPG standards, big enough to buy staying power.
Their Origin Story

Dr. Teresa Purzner, MD PhD, was literally in the operating room when the idea hit. As a pediatric neurosurgeon and developmental neuro-biologist, she’d published papers on how different brain regions “switch on” at different ages—and require different nutrient cocktails. When she couldn’t find a single baby-food brand that matched that science, she teamed up with her brother-in-law Nick to create one.
Two non-negotiables shaped the brand DNA from day one:
Age-specific nutrient density (15-18 key nutrients per pouch vs. category average of 2).
Radical transparency—every lot is tested for 400+ contaminants before shipping.
Core Customer Base
Cerebelly’s sweet spot is the Millennial-to-young-Gen-Z parent; think late-twenties to late-thirties couples pulling in a healthy dual income (around £70 k+ combined). They’re the type who treat the pantry like a pharmacy, dissecting ingredient lists with the same zeal they reserve for their favourite parenting podcasts. Tech-forward “label hawks,” they scroll through heavy-metal test reports on their phones while standing in the baby-food aisle, then brag about their findings on Instagram stories.
Because they already trust science over slogans, Cerebelly’s doctor-founder hook lands fast, funnelling them into the six-question “Build-a-Box” quiz—after which nearly half lock in a subscription. These parents proudly post #SmarterStart milestone pics, celebrate the little “supports visual cortex” callouts on each pouch, and happily evangelise when fellow mums ask, “Okay, but does it really test for lead?”
How Did They Grow So Sustainably?
Doctor-led credibility → high DTC CAC efficiency
A neurosurgeon in the founders’ seat crushes consumer skepticism and reduces the need for splashy ad spend.
“Build-a-Box” personalization funnel: parents answer six questions, the site assembles a stage-appropriate box, auto-converting >40 % to subscription .
Retail only after DTC proof - pilot in Whole Foods 2020, mass rollout once velocities hit 10× category average.
Tight SKU discipline: purees first, then Smart Bars (2022) and Bone-Broth blends (2023) to cross-sell instead of shelf-crowd.
Profitability focus early: supply-chain innovation helped the brand hit a self-sustaining P&L before Series A .
Key Milestones (Timeline)
2019 – Brand launch; initial seed funding.
Feb 2021 – First-ever Clean Label Project Purity Award.
Jan 2023 – U.S. patent granted for age-specific nutrient composition .
Mar 2023 – $7 M Series A; retail doors top 8,200 .
Aug 2023 – Ex-Target/Whole Foods exec Don Clark appointed CEO; distribution eclipses 11,500 doors .
Oct 2024 – Additional $3 M seed extension .
Mar 2025 – Featured “Best Shelf-Stable Puree Subscription” by The Bump .
Their Influencer Marketing Mix
Pediatric dietitian TikTokkers (@the.baby.dietitian) rave about the 16-nutrient profile, driving evergreen UGC reviews (surge during #StartSolids season).
Micro-mom networks like Pittsburgh Moms Network run Cerebelly-sponsored giveaway bundles to engage local communities.
Scientific authority: Dr. Purzner authors guest posts on Motherly and Verywell Family, reinforcing expertise while generating high-DA backlinks.
Cause alliances: ongoing product-run donations to Baby2Baby amplify mission cred .
Their Marketing X-Factor
Cerebelly turns a usually fluffy baby-food narrative into a data-driven hero’s journey:
Patent-backed science + third-party purity badges → instant trust.
Educational storytelling—each pouch’s label shows the brain area it supports (“Visual Cortex,” “Language”)—turning feeding time into a micro lesson (and a share-worthy IG story).
Quiz-powered personalization not only boosts LTV but feeds an owned first-party dataset on infant feeding habits—solid gold for future product dev.
Takeaways for Wellness Brand Operators
Expert founders convert expensive trust into free PR. Got deep credentials? Lead with them.
Certifications beat slogans. Third-party seals (Purity, B-Corp, etc.) cut through green-washing fatigue.
Personalization ≠ infinite SKUs. A diagnostic quiz can make even a lean product line feel bespoke.
Science can be playful. Packaging that visualizes benefits sparks social shares without paid ads.
Mission donations should ladder up. Align charitable give-backs (Baby2Baby) directly with the brand’s reason-for-being for resonance.

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